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Not sure of the translation, but I think the gist is for a moment of relief, how much are you gonna hate yourself? There have been a couple times in my life when being able to pee felt like it was worth 68 euros. But point taken.

Even a 14-year-old Sluggh knew only stupid people made a big deal out of the Tour Eiffel, and it gives me no pleasure to say that the caliber of tourist gripped by its totemic power remains predictably disappointing. These are the people who take selfies in front of the "Mona Lisa" and affix "love locks" to the Pont des Artes and demand to know if the chicken in their salad is free-range, etc. This photo was taken today while cutting through the practically tropical Jardins du Trocadero.